He looks like an "after" in a Don't Do The Meth commercial

From here: 'In a tribute to, "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," Eddie Van Halen showed up at Elton John's Oscar party dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West : '

He looks so bad, I think he drove the mayor of Winter Park, Florida over the edge. Hell, even Yanni got all-up in his gf's face over it. Damn. What's the world coming to when the master of the PanFlute is busting lips and dropping the c-word.

Eddie, I hope you got enough action the past 40 years to fill your tank, cause I think that ship has sailed for you. Yikes.

And one from the Britney Spears trainwreck - from Eonline:

It's not surprising that a wannabe rapper would show all the social graces of a lamprey. But Kevin Federline may have taken things to the next level, if an item in the Enquirer is to be believed. K-Fed reportedly called Malibu's Moonshadows restaurant in advance of his wife's arrival recently to arrange a surprise for her. When it came time for after-dinner sweets, the waiter refused to wheel over the dessert cart, reportedly saying, "I'm sorry, Ms. Spears, but your husband called here a few minutes ago and told us you weren't allowed to have dessert. In fact, we've been told that no one at the table can have dessert--because you'll eat it."